Love and Friendships

 
 

 

 

 

This is where I put up anything that has to do with love (many kinds of love) , friendships, relationships, etc, even pick up lines and thing to do or not do.  This page is dedicated to all the people I love, have loved, and will love, including lovers, friends, and family whom I care so much about.  Some of the things that were meant to be here were posted on my Poem, Stories, Song Lyrics, Etc. Page but if it has anything to do with love its in here.


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...*~ I DO NEED YOU ~*...

I know 4 sure...
That you'll never change...
Why I continue 2 love you,
The answer remains the same...

Why do I,
Do I cry....
When I know,
Nothing will change.....
What if I,
keep holding on...
Just maybe you'll see,
That I do need you.......

There you are,
Holding her hand...
I am lost...
Dying to understand...
Didn't I cherish you right
Don't u know,
U were my life......

Even though I try,
I can't let go...
Something in your eyes,
Captured my soul....
And every night,
I see you in my dreams..
Your all I know,
I can't let go.....

Just cast aside,
U don't even know I'm alive...
U just walk on by,
Don't care to see me cry....
And here I am,
Still all alone..
I can't accept,
My world is gone....

Even though I try,
I can't let go...
Something in your eyes,
Captured my soul....
And every night,
I see you in my dreams..
Your all I know,
I can't let go.....

Do u even realize,
the sorrow I have inside....
Everday of my life....
Do u know the way it feels,
When all u have just dies....
I try to deny that I need u,
But u still remian on my mind...

Even though I try,
I can't let go...
Something in your eyes,
Captured my soul....
And every night,
I see you in my dreams..
Your all I know,
I can't let go.....


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Happy Online Friendship
Here's a flower from me to you,
Just in case your feeling blue.
Know that someone is thinking
of you dearly,
Daily, monthly, even yearly.
So smile for me.
And let the sunshine
through,
For there's someone,
Somewhere,
Watching over you.


Love Quotes

"I refuse to love just to love, there's got to be more to it than that."

"I'm not gonna bend & I'm not gonna break & I'm not gonna worry about it anymore--it seems like I should say 'as long as this is love...' but its not all that easy.."--Counting Crows;

"Everything you are, everything you'll be, touches the current of love so deep in me."

"When (someone) loves you for a long, long time. . .REALLY loves you, thenyou become Real. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair hasbeen loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real, you can't be ugly. . . ." --The Velveteen Rabbit

"There are no guarantees. From the viewpoint of fear, none are strong enough. From the viewpoint of love, none are necessary." ~Emmanuel

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"Love is like an earthquake--unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are."

"If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden."

"We can admire what we see, but we can only love what we truely know."

"Kiss me and you may see stars, love me and I'll give them to you"

"A heart is not measured by how much you love, but how much you are loved by others."(Wizard Of Oz)

"Adolescence is the time in life when girls quit believing in fairy tales, and start to believe in love."

"Sometimes someone says something really small, and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart."

"Love doesn't make the world go round, but it sure makes the ride worthwhile."

"Even when my arms are empty, I'm still holding on to you"

"You were the one person in this world who is necessary to me"

"To the world you are someone but to someone you are the world"

"If, out of time, I could pick one moment, and keep it shining, always new, of all I'd pick the moment I met you and looked in your beautiful eyes"

"life and love is like a roller coaster. it has it's ups and it's downs. when you are holding on at all costs and screaming your head off. and when it is all over you feel weak in the knees and like you are going to throw up. but the first thing you think is: I HAVE GOT TO DO THAT AGAIN!!!"

"The best and most beatiful things in life cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart."

"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip." Jonathan Carroll


UNDYING LOVE

When I first saw you
I knew it was right
I knew I felt love so true
that I never knew before that night

I now know about Juliet and Romeo
what they were feeling
I only wish everyone could know
the love to me felt so healing

No matter what they could've done
I would never get mad
Sadness, no, there was none
everything they did made me glad

There is nothing that could break us up
no mountain and no river
Full of love my heart did pump
your kiss, it made me shiver


Wishes of a Lover

As I look out at the majestic sea,
I know you and I were meant to be.
I only wish I could make you see
how much your love means to me.
I wish I could walk up to you
and speak the words that lovers do.
But now I sit here sad and blue
wishing that I could be with you.


The lovers of the heart in order to form a more perfect kiss enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss

Article 1: statement of love: the kiss

  1. kiss on the hand .... i adore you
  2. kiss on the cheek ... i just want to be friends
  3. kiss on the neck ..... i want you
  4. kiss on the lips.... i love you
  5. kiss on the ears.... i am just playing
  6. kiss anywhere else...lets not get carried away
  7. lokk in your eyes .... kiss me
  8. playing with your hair .....i can't live without you
  9. hand on your waist ..... i love you to much to let you go

Article 2: The Three Steps

  1. Girls: If any guy gets fresh with you, slap him
  2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, kiss her
  3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3: The Commandments

  1. Thous shall not squeeze too hard.
  2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
  3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

**Remember** A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue, so open your mouth, closeyour eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!!


GOOD BOYFRIENDS: MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS In Order to be a good boyfriend: 

  1. A boyfriend's biceps must be bigger than his Ear Lobes.
  2. Your Boyfriend must be willing to hand over the Control of the TV remote, without sweating, swearing, squirming or extreme distortions of his face.
  3. Your boyfriend must be able to remember both your first and last name, within ten minutes of watching Baywatch.
  4. A boyfriend's vocabulary must include at least 20% intelligible words mixed in with the typical blend of grunts, snorts, and belches.
  5. Your boyfriend should be able to defend you against at least two thugs. If you are willing to help then it should go up to six.
  6. The sound level of a boyfriend eating a cheeseburger must remain under 90 decibles...unless he does it in under 6 seconds.
  7. Your boyfriend must be able to name more great events in American History than episodes of the Three Stooges.
  8. Your boyfriend must reserve at least 15 minutes a day for conversation that does NOT include sports, cars, Super Models, or Science fiction movies.
  9. Boyfriend's must know the difference between right and wrong....you're right and they're wrong!
  10. Your boyfriend must be able to detect important shifts in your emotional needs within 3 weeks of when they occur. (PMS)
  11. Your boyfriend's idea of a date must on occasion include the possibility of him spending money.
  12. Your boyfriend must be able to dance at least one dance OTHER than the hokey-pokey.
  13. Boyfriend hair guidelines: 1) his hair must never look like a nest for rodents. 2) his hair must never look better than yours. 3) his hair must never be longer than yours
  14. A boyfriend's idea of a sensative and emotionally satisfying movie should not iclude any films with Clint, Arnold, or Bruce in it.
  15. Ideally, boyfriend's should be able to dress themselves with style and flair...or at least just be able to dress themselves.
  16. You must not be able to smell your boyfriend's breath beyond a radius of 4 feet.


With another school year coming to an end, just take this time to thank and remember all your friends. Friends...those people you know, like, and trust. Those people who see and know your moods. Those people who know all the embarassing things you did when you were younger. Those people who you told about your crushes, even though now you wonder, "What the hell was I thinking?" Those people who did you favors. Those people you have fun with.Those people who let you copy their homework, who shared their snack with you, who give you a friendly "sup?" or wave when they see you.

Send this out to those friends you just met this year through school, through work, through friends, or just while hanging out at the mall, beach or club. And no matter if you've grown into best friends or have just become aquaintances, let them know that you're glad to have met them. That you hope to continue being friends for years to come.

Send this out to those friends you've grown out of touch with. The ones you were friends with in elementary or intermediate and suddenly, when you got into high school you hardly talked to anymore. Or the ones that moved out of town or changed schools and for some reason you just haven't had time to write or call. Send this to them just to say hi and to let them know that you haven't forgotten them. That you appreciate their friendship and that you cherish all the memories you shared with them. And to remind them that although people change and lives get rearranged, friends are friends forever.

And even if you no longer have anything in common, you do share the same memories. Send this out to those friends you don't know too well. The ones you don't really talk on the phone or go out with, but who you do exchange a friendly hi or a smile with when you do see each other. The ones you have a conversation with only when you run into them. Send this to them just to let them know that although you're not close, you do care about them and you wish them nothing but the best.

Send this out to those friends you consider your closest. The best friend you've had since 1st grade. The ones you go out with every weekend. The ones who've grown into the brothers or sisters you've never had. The ones who listen to you bitch about school, your boyfriend/girlfriend, your family, or anything else no matter how stupid or boring it is. The ones who know your secrets and will go out of their way to be there for you. Who you're comfortable with telling all your secrets too. Send this to them to just to let them know that you appreciate them being there for you and that you'll always be there for them.

Send this out to those friends who fall somewhere in between one of the above categories. To those friends you've grown into enemies with. Send this to them just to let them know that no matter what happened between the two of you, that you hope you can be forgiven or that they have been forgiven. To those people you may have just met once but had a cool time with. To those people you may have gotten off to a rocky start with but who you would still like to get to know.

There are many types of friends. They come in all different shapes and sizes. Some are closer than others. But no matter what, friends are friends forever. Sometimes we take for granted our friends.Sometimes we don't let them know that we care or that we appreciate them. Sometimes we get so busy or so involved with other things that we begin to grow out of touch with our friends. Take this time to remember how lucky you are to have such great friends and to thank all those friends you've made over the years. Thank them and let them know that you care. Thank you to all of you...my friends. Each of you have added something to my life and you will never be forgotten. From those who I have in class, to those who give me a wave when I see you. From those who I've known since elementary to those I've just recently met, thank you for everything.


THE 20 BEST(?) PICK-UP LINES EVER

  1. Just call me milk - I'll do your body good!
  2. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
  3. You can forget about going to heaven because it's a sin to look that good.
  4. How do you like me so far?
  5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?
  6. We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why  don't I just come along peacefully?
  7. Do you know the difference between talking and sex?  No? Then  let's go up to my room and talk.
  8. I didn't realize that angels flew so low.
  9. Your father must have been a thief, because he stole all of the  stars and put them in your eyes.
  10. I envy your lipstick.
  11. I just want to be loved - is that so wrong?
  12.  You remind me of an ice cold Pepsi - I've just gotta have one!
  13. Do you believe in the hereafter?  Good, then you know what I'm  here after.
  14. Your lips are like Lay's potato chips.  You can't stop with just  one.
  15. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
  16. Hi, I'm new in town.  Can I have directions to your place?
  17. Didn't we bathe together as kids?
  18. Baby  you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.
  19. Is it me or am I gorgeous?
  20. I'd even marry your dog just to be related to you.


BAD PICK UP LINES

  1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
  2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw
  3. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good
  4. Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
  5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  6. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
  7. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
  8. My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going
  9. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too
  10. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away
  11. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it (this one seems like a good comeback to one of these pick up lines...SHES   ;)
  12. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with
  13. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb
  14. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
  15. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants
  16. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
  17. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter
  18. Wanna Play House?  You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long
  19. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon
  20. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag
  21. If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town
  22. Guy:  "Would you like to dance?"
    Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you"
    Guy:  "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
  23. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine
  24. I look good on you
  25. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house
  26. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, could I visit you between the Holidays?
  27. You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
  28. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
  29. I love every bone in your body - especially mine
  30. Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize?
  31. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
  32. Do you want to dance, No?  Well I guess a fuck is out of the question
  33. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
  34. I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
  35. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
  36. My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, nead till hard, and serve hot
  37. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long
  38. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala
  39. Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me
  40. Do you have a quarter?  My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams
  41. The word for the night is legs, let's go back to my room and spread the word
  42. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
  43. Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long
  44. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?  I think he went into this cheap motel room
  45. Was your dad a farmer?  Cause you sure have great melons
  46. Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go Choo choo
  47. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
  48. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue
  49. Guy:  "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
    Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"
  50. Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of  your mouth
  51. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?


THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES (AND MUCH, MUCH, MORE!)

  1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
  2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
  3. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
  4. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
  5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
  6. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
  7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
  8. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  9. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my >> bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
  10. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
  11. My name's [your name], but you can call me "loverboy/girl"
  12. Nice shoes. Wanna sleep together?
  13. Can I flirt with you?
  14. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a >> nice set of buns.
  15. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
  16. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
  17. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  18. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
  19. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
  20. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
  21. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  22. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!]
  23. If  I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  24. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
  25. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
  26. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
  27. So... How am I doin'?
  28. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
  29. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
  30. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
  31. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  32. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
  33. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
  34. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it. -- A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost." They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in. "They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied. "No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes - I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."  "OK, great!" the husband said. " I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem-it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every country of the world," she said. "Consider it done." the genie replied. "And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said. "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife." The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?" "
  35. " she replied. "And he still believes in genies?.... That's amazing."


Ten commandments of hooking up:

  1. Thou shall not tell of your hook up, as to enhance your enjoyment of keeping a secret between you and that person. (Like this will ever happen)
  2. Thou shall never ask to spend the night at the house of a hook up, unless they were cute before you started drinking. This is to prevent the shock of rolling over in the morning sober wondering what the hell that is next to you, and swearing never to drink again
  3. You shall always drink and heavily as to have an excuse as to why you did what you did. You may hook up sober but this rarely happens!
  4. Everyone has a little bit of a freak in them, let it all hang out but be careful not to call out the wrong name in the heat of the moment.
  5. If you do not like what the individual is doing, suggest what you want them to do. If that doesn't work then just come right out and tell them.
  6. Thou shall always perform to the best of your ability. This is in case your partner has a big mouth, you always want to get a good rating, this could lead to future hook ups. (gives new meaning to word of mouth)
  7. Thou shall always acknowledge the hook up afterwards as not to seem like an a..hole or a bi.ch. More contact is allowed only if the hook up was good. Winks, nods, and taps count. No public touching, unless you can get away with it. You also need to have a signal that will enable you and the other party to know that you want to hook up with them again.
  8. Thou shall never call a hook up unless it will lead to another hook up. Thursday thru saturday night is allowed. E-mail is ok also.
  9. Thou shall never admit to a bad hook up. Deny til you die
  10. Always use proper protection when you hook up! You do not want to end up like...... Willie Lump Lump or Sally Sores because you didn't.


I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was damned near impossible.

A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman ... then ... pow! ... it was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "Ahhhh ... my wife found out ..."

Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.  Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

How many men does it take to open a beer?  None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!" Martha responds excitedly, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?!" The man responds, "I don't care ... just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months -- I don't like to interrupther.

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.  If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he's finished.


John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind. In the front of the book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Hollis Maynell. With time and effort he located her address. She lived in New York City. He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond. The next day he was shipped overseas for service in World War II. During the next year and one month the two grew to know each other through the mail. Each letter was a seed falling on a fertile heart. A romance was budding. Blanchard requested a photograph, but she refused. She felt that if he really cared, it wouldn't matter what she looked like. When the day finally came for him to return from Europe, they scheduledtheir first meeting - 7:00 PM at the Grand Central Station in New York. "You'll recognize me," she wrote, "by the red rose I'll be wearing on my lapel." So at 7:00 he was in the station looking for a girl whose heart he loved, but whose face he'd never seen. I'll let Mr. Blanchard tell you what happened:

A young woman was coming toward me, her figure long and slim. Her blonde hair lay back in curls from her delicate ears; her eyes were blue as flowers. Her lips and chin had a gentle firmness, and in her pale green suit she was like pringtime come alive. I started toward her, entirely forgetting to notice that she was not wearing a rose. As I moved, a small, provocative smile curved her lips. "Going my way, sailor?" she murmured. Almost uncontrollably I made one step closer to her, and then I saw Hollis Maynell. She was standing almost directly behind the girl. A woman well past 40, she had graying hair tucked under a worn hat.. She was more than plump, her thick-ankled feet thrust into low-heeled shoes. The girl in the green suit was walking quickly away. I felt as though I was split in two, so keen was my desire to follow her, and yet so deep was my longing for the woman whose spirit had truly companioned me and upheld my own.

And there she stood. Her pale, plump face was gentle and sensible, her gray eyes had a warm and kindly twinkle. I did not hesitate. My fingers gripped the small worn blue leather copy of the book that was to identify me to her. This would not be love, but it would be something precious, something perhaps even better than love, a friendship for which I had been and must ever be grateful. I squared my shoulders and saluted and held out the book to the woman, even though while I spoke I felt choked by the bitterness of my disappointment. "I'm Lieutenant John Blanchard, and you must be Miss Maynell. I am so glad you could meet me; may I take you to dinner?" The woman's face broadened into a tolerant smile. "I don't know what this is about, son," she answered, "but the young lady in the green suit who just went by, she begged me to wear this rose on my coat. And she said if you were to ask me out to dinner, I should go and tell you that she is waiting for you in the big restaurant across the street. She said it was some kind of test!"

It's not difficult to understand and admire Miss Maynell's wisdom. The true nature of a heart is seen in its response to the unattractive. "Tell me whom you love," Houssaye wrote, "And I will tell you who you are."


THIS IS WHAT A REAL GUY WOULD DO :

  1. Call her the next day.
  2. Always laugh at her jokes.
  3. Tell her (truthfully) that you can't wait to see her again.
  4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.
  5. Call her just to say you were thinking about her.
  6. Bring her a teddy bear and chicken soup when she's sick.
  7. Write her a poem.
  8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).
  9. Bring her flowers for no reason.
  10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.
  11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.
  12. Kiss her in the middle of a sentence.
  13. Take her for a walk at sunset and stay to look up at the stars.
  14. Tell her something about you that no one else knows.
  15. Remind her that you still think she's beautiful.
  16. Take a bubble bath together.
  17. Watch a sappy movie with her.
  18. Surprise her with a candlelight dinner.
  19. Never stop trying to impress her.
  20. Tell her you love her.
  21. Never forget how much she means to you.


Ways to reject pick-up lines

  • Man: "Haven't we met before?"
  • Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
  • Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
  • Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

  • Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
  • Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

  • The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me in residence when he asked a girl to dance and she refused:
  • Man: "Want to Dance?"
  • Woman: "No, thank you."
  • Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

  • Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
  • Woman: "It's in the phone book."
  • Man: "But I don't know your name."
  • Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

  • Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
  • Woman: "Female impersonator."

  • And here's one including the correct snappy return
  • Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
  • Woman: "Unfertilized, screw off!"

  • A girlfriend of mine once had a graying man in his 60'sapproach her in a club while she was in college with the line, "Where have you been all my life?" She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet." A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over vacation.  We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said to me, "What are you looking at?" My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, "He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken."  While at college, a few friends were discussing how their "passes" had been rejected by the intended female receiver. One of the ladies explained how she handled it once... When the guy, obviously getting irritated, blurted out something like, "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" She responded, "Yea! Let's pick up some chicks!" He immediately blanched, and decided that maybe he would look someplace else.

  • "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."


 

(L)(O)(V)(E)

(T)(E)(S)(T)

QueSTiOnS FirSt

@}--}--- Answer honestly.---{--{@

1) You are walking to your boy/girl--friend's house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path which takes you there quickly, but is very plain & boring. The other is curvy & full of wonderful sights on the way, but takes quite a while to reach your love's house.

-*-*-*-* WHICH PATH DO U CHOOSE? Short or Long? -*-*-*-*-

2). On the way, you see two rose bushes. One is full of white roses, the other is full of red roses. You decide to pick twenty roses for your boy/girl--friend.(You could pick all of the same color or half & half or whatever combination that suits your taste.)

*-*-*-*- WHAT COLOR COMBO DO YOU CHOOSE?-*-*-*-*

3) You finally get to your boy/girl--friend's house. You ring the bell & a family member answers the door. You can ask the family member to please get your love , or you may get him/her yourself.

*-*-*-*- WHAT DO U DO? Ask or Get yourself? -*-*-*-*

4). Now, You go up to your boy/girl--friend's room. No one is there. You could leave the roses by the windowsill or on the bed.

*-*-*-*- WHERE DO U PUT THE ROSES? Window or Bed? -*-*-*-*

5) Later it's time for bed. You & your love go to sleep in separate rooms. You wake up in the morning & go to your boy/girl--friend's room to check up on him/her. You enter the room:

*-*-*-*- IS HE/SHE AWAKE OR SLEEPING? (Pick 1) -*-*-*-*

6) It's time to go home now & you start to head back. You can take either road home now. The plain & boring one that gets you home faster or the curvy & sight-filled road that you can just take your time with.

*-*-*-*- WHICH ROAD DO U CHOOSE? Short or Long? -*-*-*-*

AnSwErS SeCOnD

@}--}--- Now check your answers. ---{--{@

1. The road represents your attitude towards falling in love. If you chose the short one, you fall in love quickly & easily. If you chose the long one, you take your time & do not fall in love that easily.

2. The number of red roses represent how much you expect to give in a relationship. The number of white roses represents how much you expect in a relationship. So, if a person chose all red with one white rose, he/she gives 90% in the relationship, but expects to receive only 10% back.

3. This question shows your attitude in handling relationship problems. If you asked the family member to get your love, then you are the type who wants to avoid problems. If you went to get your love yourself, then you are pretty direct & solve the problem right away.

4. The placement of the roses indicate how often you would like to see your boy/girl--friend. Putting the roses on the bed means, you want to see them alot. If you placed the roses by the window this means you don't mind seeing each other once in a while.

5. Finding your boy/girl--friend asleep: You accept your love the way they are. Finding them awake means you expect them to change for you.

6. The short & long roads now represent how long you could stay in love.If you chose the short one, you fall out of love easily. If you chose the long one, you tend to stay in love for a long, long time.


<3 Titantic Love <3

Two lovers joined at the heart,

Different by class which was far apart.

One forbiddin to see the other,

But love kept them together.

On a great boat is where they met.

On this great boat is where one met death.

Love's light guided their way,

To each others heart on a tragic day.

As night approached,

Their love grew,

And as night approached,

Danger brewed.

As danger approached,

Their lips neared.

Soon after they kissed,

They felt fear.

The boat was sinking with their dreams.

Their hopes and wishes broke at their seams.

No land in sight.

They had no might.

How would their love survive?


"A Friend"

This one is pretty powerful.

Happy Friendship Week!

Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course!!!!

Each of us has such a bank. Its name is TIME. Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off, as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to good purpose. It carries over no balance. It allows no overdraft. Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the remains of the day. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours. =3D

There is no going back. There is no drawing against the "tomorrow". You must live in the present on today's deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness, and success! The clock is running. Make the most of today.

To realize the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade. To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a pre-mature baby. To realize the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train. To realize the value of ONE SECOND, ask a person who just avoided an accident. To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics. Treasure every moment that you have! And treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time. And remember that time waits for no one. Yesterday is history Tomorrow is a mystery Today is a gift That's why it's called the present!!

It's National Friendship Week

Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their heart to us. Show your friends how much you care..... Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a friend for life. Let's show our friends how much we appreciate them and what they mean to us.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK!!!!!!!!!


The star catcher grinned and whispered a plan, "I'll catch all the stars that I possibly can. Then give them to all of my friends so they will truly see how sparkling and special they are to me."

Like each individual star.... Your friendship brightens my world. It's National Friendship Week

Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their heart to us. Show your friends how much you care.... Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND.

If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a friend for life.


In case you need a smile!

Smile :)

She smiled at a sorrowful stranger.
The smile seemed to make him feel better.
He remembered past kindnesses of a friend
And wrote him a thank you letter.
The friend was so pleased with the thank you
That he left a large tip after lunch.
The waitress, surprised by the size of the tip,
Bet the whole thing on a hunch.
The next day she picked up her winnings,
And gave part to a man on the street.
The man on the street was grateful;
For two days he'd had nothing to eat.
After he finished his dinner,
He left for his small dingy room.
(He didn't know at that moment that he might be facing his doom.)
On the way he picked up a shivering puppy
And took him home to get warm.
The puppy was very grateful
To be in out of the storm.
That night the house caught on fire.
The puppy barked the alarm.
He barked till he woke the whole household
And saved everybody from harm.

One of the boys that he rescued
Grew up to be President.
All this because of a simple smile
That hadn't cost a cent.


Why we forward jokes

Why we forward jokes This explains it....

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like Mother of Pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold.

He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.

When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?" "This is Heaven, sir," the man answered. "Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked. "Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up." The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

"Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the traveler asked.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road which led through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

"Excuse me!" he called to the reader. "Do you have any water?"

"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there". The man pointed to a place that couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come on in."

"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.

"There should be a bowl by the pump." They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it. The traveler filled the bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree waiting for them.

"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked. "This is Heaven," was the answer. "Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road said that was Heaven, too."

"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope.
That's Hell."

"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"

"No. I can see how you might think so, but we're just happy that they screen out the folks who'll leave their best friends behind."

Soooo...

Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word, maybe this could explain:

When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do? You forward jokes.

When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes.

When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how, you forward jokes.

And to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get?

A forwarded joke.

So my friend, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile...

 

 

 

 
 

 

 

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