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This is where I put up anything
that has to do with love (many kinds of love) , friendships, relationships,
etc, even pick up lines and thing to do or not do. This page is
dedicated to all the people I love, have loved, and will love, including
lovers, friends, and family whom I care so much about. Some of
the things that were meant to be here were posted on my Poem, Stories,
Song Lyrics, Etc. Page but if it has anything to do with love its in
here.
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...*~ I DO NEED YOU ~*...
I know 4 sure...
That you'll never change...
Why I continue 2 love you,
The answer remains the same...
Why do I,
Do I cry....
When I know,
Nothing will change.....
What if I,
keep holding on...
Just maybe you'll see,
That I do need you.......
There you are,
Holding her hand...
I am lost...
Dying to understand...
Didn't I cherish you right
Don't u know,
U were my life......
Even though I try,
I can't let go...
Something in your eyes,
Captured my soul....
And every night,
I see you in my dreams..
Your all I know,
I can't let go.....
Just cast aside,
U don't even know I'm alive...
U just walk on by,
Don't care to see me cry....
And here I am,
Still all alone..
I can't accept,
My world is gone....
Even though I try,
I can't let go...
Something in your eyes,
Captured my soul....
And every night,
I see you in my dreams..
Your all I know,
I can't let go.....
Do u even realize,
the sorrow I have inside....
Everday of my life....
Do u know the way it feels,
When all u have just dies....
I try to deny that I need u,
But u still remian on my mind...
Even though I try,
I can't let go...
Something in your eyes,
Captured my soul....
And every night,
I see you in my dreams..
Your all I know,
I can't let go.....
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Happy Online Friendship
Here's a flower from me to you,
Just in case your feeling blue.
Know that someone is thinking
of you dearly,
Daily, monthly, even yearly.
So smile for me.
And let the sunshine
through,
For there's someone,
Somewhere,
Watching over you.
Love Quotes
"I refuse to love just to love, there's
got to be more to it than that."
"I'm not gonna bend & I'm not gonna
break & I'm not gonna worry about it anymore--it seems like I should
say 'as long as this is love...' but its not all that easy.."--Counting
Crows;
"Everything you are, everything you'll
be, touches the current of love so deep in me."
"When (someone) loves you for a long,
long time. . .REALLY loves you, thenyou become Real. Generally, by the
time you are Real, most of your hair hasbeen loved off, and your eyes
drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these
things don't matter at all, because once you are Real, you can't be
ugly. . . ." --The Velveteen Rabbit
"There are no guarantees. From the viewpoint
of fear, none are strong enough. From the viewpoint of love, none are
necessary." ~Emmanuel
"It is only with the heart that one can
see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." ~Antoine de
Saint-Exupery
"Love is like an earthquake--unpredictable,
a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky
you truly are."
"If I had a single flower for every time
I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden."
"We can admire what we see, but we can
only love what we truely know."
"Kiss me and you may see stars, love me
and I'll give them to you"
"A heart is not measured by how much you
love, but how much you are loved by others."(Wizard Of Oz)
"Adolescence is the time in life when
girls quit believing in fairy tales, and start to believe in love."
"Sometimes someone says something really
small, and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart."
"Love doesn't make the world go round,
but it sure makes the ride worthwhile."
"Even when my arms are empty, I'm still
holding on to you"
"You were the one person in this world
who is necessary to me"
"To the world you are someone but to someone
you are the world"
"If, out of time, I could pick one moment,
and keep it shining, always new, of all I'd pick the moment I met you
and looked in your beautiful eyes"
"life and love is like a roller coaster.
it has it's ups and it's downs. when you are holding on at all costs
and screaming your head off. and when it is all over you feel weak in
the knees and like you are going to throw up. but the first thing you
think is: I HAVE GOT TO DO THAT AGAIN!!!"
"The best and most beatiful things in
life cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart."
"You have to walk carefully in the beginning
of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come
later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip." Jonathan Carroll
UNDYING LOVE
When I first saw you
I knew it was right
I knew I felt love so true
that I never knew before that night
I now know about Juliet and Romeo
what they were feeling
I only wish everyone could know
the love to me felt so healing
No matter what they could've done
I would never get mad
Sadness, no, there was none
everything they did made me glad
There is nothing that could break us up
no mountain and no river
Full of love my heart did pump
your kiss, it made me shiver
Wishes of a Lover
As I look out at the majestic sea,
I know you and I were meant to be.
I only wish I could make you see
how much your love means to me.
I wish I could walk up to you
and speak the words that lovers do.
But now I sit here sad and blue
wishing that I could be with you.
The lovers of the heart in order
to form a more perfect kiss enable the mighty hug to promote to whom
we please but one kiss
Article 1: statement of love: the
kiss
- kiss on the hand .... i adore you
- kiss on the cheek ... i just want to be
friends
- kiss on the neck ..... i want you
- kiss on the lips.... i love you
- kiss on the ears.... i am just playing
- kiss anywhere else...lets not get carried
away
- lokk in your eyes .... kiss me
- playing with your hair .....i can't live
without you
- hand on your waist ..... i love you to
much to let you go
Article 2: The Three Steps
- Girls: If any guy gets fresh with you,
slap him
- Guys: If any girl slaps you, kiss her
- Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing,
it is rude to stare.
Article 3: The Commandments
- Thous shall not squeeze too hard.
- Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give
one or take one.
- Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
**Remember** A peach is a peach,
A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue, so open your
mouth, closeyour eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!!
GOOD BOYFRIENDS: MINIMUM
REQUIREMENTS In Order to be a good boyfriend:
- A boyfriend's biceps must be bigger than
his Ear Lobes.
- Your Boyfriend must be willing to hand
over the Control of the TV remote, without sweating, swearing, squirming
or extreme distortions of his face.
- Your boyfriend must be able to remember
both your first and last name, within ten minutes of watching Baywatch.
- A boyfriend's vocabulary must include at
least 20% intelligible words mixed in with the typical blend of
grunts, snorts, and belches.
- Your boyfriend should be able to defend
you against at least two thugs. If you are willing to help then
it should go up to six.
- The sound level of a boyfriend eating a
cheeseburger must remain under 90 decibles...unless he does it in
under 6 seconds.
- Your boyfriend must be able to name more
great events in American History than episodes of the Three Stooges.
- Your boyfriend must reserve at least 15
minutes a day for conversation that does NOT include sports, cars,
Super Models, or Science fiction movies.
- Boyfriend's must know the difference between
right and wrong....you're right and they're wrong!
- Your boyfriend must be able to detect important
shifts in your emotional needs within 3 weeks of when they occur.
(PMS)
- Your boyfriend's idea of a date must on
occasion include the possibility of him spending money.
- Your boyfriend must be able to dance at
least one dance OTHER than the hokey-pokey.
- Boyfriend hair guidelines: 1) his hair
must never look like a nest for rodents. 2) his hair must never
look better than yours. 3) his hair must never be longer than yours
- A boyfriend's idea of a sensative and emotionally
satisfying movie should not iclude any films with Clint, Arnold,
or Bruce in it.
- Ideally, boyfriend's should be able to
dress themselves with style and flair...or at least just be able
to dress themselves.
- You must not be able to smell your boyfriend's
breath beyond a radius of 4 feet.
With another school year coming
to an end, just take this time to thank and remember all your friends.
Friends...those people you know, like, and trust. Those people who see
and know your moods. Those people who know all the embarassing things
you did when you were younger. Those people who you told about your
crushes, even though now you wonder, "What the hell was I thinking?"
Those people who did you favors. Those people you have fun with.Those
people who let you copy their homework, who shared their snack with
you, who give you a friendly "sup?" or wave when they see you.
Send this out to those friends
you just met this year through school, through work, through friends,
or just while hanging out at the mall, beach or club. And no matter
if you've grown into best friends or have just become aquaintances,
let them know that you're glad to have met them. That you hope to continue
being friends for years to come.
Send this out to those friends
you've grown out of touch with. The ones you were friends with in elementary
or intermediate and suddenly, when you got into high school you hardly
talked to anymore. Or the ones that moved out of town or changed schools
and for some reason you just haven't had time to write or call. Send
this to them just to say hi and to let them know that you haven't forgotten
them. That you appreciate their friendship and that you cherish all
the memories you shared with them. And to remind them that although
people change and lives get rearranged, friends are friends forever.
And even if you no longer have
anything in common, you do share the same memories. Send this out to
those friends you don't know too well. The ones you don't really talk
on the phone or go out with, but who you do exchange a friendly hi or
a smile with when you do see each other. The ones you have a conversation
with only when you run into them. Send this to them just to let them
know that although you're not close, you do care about them and you
wish them nothing but the best.
Send this out to those friends
you consider your closest. The best friend you've had since 1st grade.
The ones you go out with every weekend. The ones who've grown into the
brothers or sisters you've never had. The ones who listen to you bitch
about school, your boyfriend/girlfriend, your family, or anything else
no matter how stupid or boring it is. The ones who know your secrets
and will go out of their way to be there for you. Who you're comfortable
with telling all your secrets too. Send this to them to just to let
them know that you appreciate them being there for you and that you'll
always be there for them.
Send this out to those friends
who fall somewhere in between one of the above categories. To those
friends you've grown into enemies with. Send this to them just to let
them know that no matter what happened between the two of you, that
you hope you can be forgiven or that they have been forgiven. To those
people you may have just met once but had a cool time with. To those
people you may have gotten off to a rocky start with but who you would
still like to get to know.
There are many types of friends.
They come in all different shapes and sizes. Some are closer than others.
But no matter what, friends are friends forever. Sometimes we take for
granted our friends.Sometimes we don't let them know that we care or
that we appreciate them. Sometimes we get so busy or so involved with
other things that we begin to grow out of touch with our friends. Take
this time to remember how lucky you are to have such great friends and
to thank all those friends you've made over the years. Thank them and
let them know that you care. Thank you to all of you...my friends. Each
of you have added something to my life and you will never be forgotten.
From those who I have in class, to those who give me a wave when I see
you. From those who I've known since elementary to those I've just recently
met, thank you for everything.
THE 20 BEST(?) PICK-UP
LINES EVER
- Just call me milk - I'll do your body good!
- I want you almost as much as I want world
peace.
- You can forget about going to heaven because
it's a sin to look that good.
- How do you like me so far?
- Do you believe in love at first sight,
or do I need to walk by again?
- We both know that I am going to follow
you home anyway, so why don't I just come along peacefully?
- Do you know the difference between talking
and sex? No? Then let's go up to my room and talk.
- I didn't realize that angels flew so low.
- Your father must have been a thief, because
he stole all of the stars and put them in your eyes.
- I envy your lipstick.
- I just want to be loved - is that so wrong?
- You remind me of an ice cold
Pepsi - I've just gotta have one!
- Do you believe in the hereafter?
Good, then you know what I'm here after.
- Your lips are like Lay's potato chips.
You can't stop with just one.
- If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have
a dozen.
- Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions
to your place?
- Didn't we bathe together as kids?
- Baby you look so sweet you're giving
me a cavity.
- Is it me or am I gorgeous?
- I'd even marry your dog just to be related
to you.
BAD PICK UP LINES
- Your name must be Daisy, because I have
the incredible urge to plant you right here!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I like
spaghetti, let's go screw
- Just call me milk, I'll do your body good
- Your body's name must be visa, because
it's everywhere I want to be
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want
the money?
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet
I can make your Bed Rock
- I may not be the best looking guy here,
but I'm the only one talking to you
- My love for you is like the energizer bunny,
it keeps going and going
- That shirt looks very becoming on you,
but if I were on you, I'd be coming too
- Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be
your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right
away
- I'd like to screw your brains out, but
it appears that someone beat me to it (this one seems like a good
comeback to one of these pick up lines...SHES ;)
- I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like
someone I would like to "tinker" around with
- You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby
you're the Bomb
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's,
you would be McGorgeous
- Is that Windex? Because I can see myself
in your pants
- I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for
a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
- I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside
Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter
- Wanna Play House? You be the screen
door and I'll slam you all night long
- If you're going to regret this in the morning,
we can sleep until the afternoon
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille
name tag
- If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride
you all over town
- Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with
you"
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you
look fat in those pants"
- Excuse me, do you have your phone number,
I've seem to have lost mine
- I look good on you
- I'm new in town, could I have directions
to your house
- If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your
right leg Christmas, could I visit you between the Holidays?
- You look like a girl that has heard every
line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
- Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name
Yolanda?
- I love every bone in your body - especially
mine
- Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should
I apologize?
- You might not be the best looking girl
here, but beauty is only a light switch away
- Do you want to dance, No? Well I
guess a fuck is out of the question
- Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you
at playing dead?
- I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican
me crazy
- My recipe for love is one cup of you, one
cup of me, nead till hard, and serve hot
- Are your legs tired, because you've been
running through my mind all day long
- You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like
a Koala
- Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you
don't want to leave home without me
- Do you have a quarter? My mother
told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams
- The word for the night is legs, let's go
back to my room and spread the word
- Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery
when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
- Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause
you'll be screaming it all night long
- I can't find my puppy, can you help me
find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room
- Was your dad a farmer? Cause you
sure have great melons
- Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer
and I'll go Choo choo
- You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake
like that.
- The fact that I'm missing my teeth just
means that there's more room for your tongue
- Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace
before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"
- Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut
butter I stick to the roof of your mouth
- Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my
stick?
THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP
LINES (AND MUCH, MUCH, MORE!)
- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your
hands.
- Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I
want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
- Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how
did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be
ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
- You're so hot you melt the plastic in my
underwear.
- Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay
you out on the table and take what I want?
- Let's go to my place and do the things
I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
- The word of the day is "legs." Let's go
back to my place and spread the word.
- Do your legs hurt from running through
my dreams all night?
- That outfit would look great in a crumpled
heap on my >> bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
- My name's [your name]. That's so you know
what to scream.
- My name's [your name], but you can call
me "loverboy/girl"
- Nice shoes. Wanna sleep together?
- Can I flirt with you?
- Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause
you've got a >> nice set of buns.
- [Look at his/her shirt label. When they
say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
- All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- If I told you had a beautiful body, would
you hold it against me?
- Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want
to kiss me?
- I like every muscle in your body, especially
mine.
- [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this
seat taken?
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To
your heart. [Cheese alert!]
- If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together.
- How about you sit on my lap and we'll see
what pops up?
- Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with
me?
- So... How am I doin'?
- How about you and I go back to my place
and get out of these wet clothes?
- [Tap your thigh] You just think this is
my leg.
- Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article
of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
- I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my
breath away.
- Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
- My face is leaving in fifteen minutes.
Be on it. -- A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive
golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee
the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball
don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." The
wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest
house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to
watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize
and see how much this is going to cost." They walked up, knocked
on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in. "They opened the
door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying
on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the
people that broke my window?" "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the
husband replied. "No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie
that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released
me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes - I'll give you each one wish,
and I'll keep the last one for myself." "OK, great!" the husband
said. " I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem-it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?"
the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every country
of the world," she said. "Consider it done." the genie replied.
"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said. "Well, since I've
been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a
thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife." The husband
looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and
all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the
wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was over,
the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is
your husband, anyway?" "
- " she replied. "And he still believes
in genies?.... That's amazing."
Ten commandments of hooking
up:
- Thou shall not tell of your hook up, as
to enhance your enjoyment of keeping a secret between you and that
person. (Like this will ever happen)
- Thou shall never ask to spend the night
at the house of a hook up, unless they were cute before you started
drinking. This is to prevent the shock of rolling over in the morning
sober wondering what the hell that is next to you, and swearing
never to drink again
- You shall always drink and heavily as to
have an excuse as to why you did what you did. You may hook up sober
but this rarely happens!
- Everyone has a little bit of a freak in
them, let it all hang out but be careful not to call out the wrong
name in the heat of the moment.
- If you do not like what the individual
is doing, suggest what you want them to do. If that doesn't work
then just come right out and tell them.
- Thou shall always perform to the best of
your ability. This is in case your partner has a big mouth, you
always want to get a good rating, this could lead to future hook
ups. (gives new meaning to word of mouth)
- Thou shall always acknowledge the hook
up afterwards as not to seem like an a..hole or a bi.ch. More contact
is allowed only if the hook up was good. Winks, nods, and taps count.
No public touching, unless you can get away with it. You also need
to have a signal that will enable you and the other party to know
that you want to hook up with them again.
- Thou shall never call a hook up unless
it will lead to another hook up. Thursday thru saturday night is
allowed. E-mail is ok also.
- Thou shall never admit to a bad hook up.
Deny til you die
- Always use proper protection when you hook
up! You do not want to end up like...... Willie Lump Lump or Sally
Sores because you didn't.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't
know her first name was Always.
It's not true that married men
live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my
case, it was damned near impossible.
A man complaining to a friend:
"I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful
woman ... then ... pow! ... it was all gone!" "What happened?" asked
the friend. "Ahhhh ... my wife found out ..."
Wife: Let's go out and have some
fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave
the hallway light on.
How many men does it take to open
a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to
the couch.
A man rushes into his house and
yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California
lottery!" Martha responds excitedly, "Shall I pack for warm weather
or cold?!" The man responds, "I don't care ... just so long as you're
out of the house by noon!"
Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months -- I don't like to interrupther.
A man without a woman is like a
fish without a bicycle. If your wife and a lawyer were drowning
and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
A man is incomplete until he is
married. After that, he's finished.
John Blanchard stood up from the
bench, straightened his Army uniform and studied the crowd of people
making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl
whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose.
His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library.
Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the
words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft
handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind. In the
front of the book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Hollis
Maynell. With time and effort he located her address. She lived in New
York City. He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her
to correspond. The next day he was shipped overseas for service in World
War II. During the next year and one month the two grew to know each
other through the mail. Each letter was a seed falling on a fertile
heart. A romance was budding. Blanchard requested a photograph, but
she refused. She felt that if he really cared, it wouldn't matter what
she looked like. When the day finally came for him to return from Europe,
they scheduledtheir first meeting - 7:00 PM at the Grand Central Station
in New York. "You'll recognize me," she wrote, "by the red rose I'll
be wearing on my lapel." So at 7:00 he was in the station looking for
a girl whose heart he loved, but whose face he'd never seen. I'll let
Mr. Blanchard tell you what happened:
A young woman was coming toward
me, her figure long and slim. Her blonde hair lay back in curls from
her delicate ears; her eyes were blue as flowers. Her lips and chin
had a gentle firmness, and in her pale green suit she was like pringtime
come alive. I started toward her, entirely forgetting to notice that
she was not wearing a rose. As I moved, a small, provocative smile curved
her lips. "Going my way, sailor?" she murmured. Almost uncontrollably
I made one step closer to her, and then I saw Hollis Maynell. She was
standing almost directly behind the girl. A woman well past 40, she
had graying hair tucked under a worn hat.. She was more than plump,
her thick-ankled feet thrust into low-heeled shoes. The girl in the
green suit was walking quickly away. I felt as though I was split in
two, so keen was my desire to follow her, and yet so deep was my longing
for the woman whose spirit had truly companioned me and upheld my own.
And there she stood. Her pale,
plump face was gentle and sensible, her gray eyes had a warm and kindly
twinkle. I did not hesitate. My fingers gripped the small worn blue
leather copy of the book that was to identify me to her. This would
not be love, but it would be something precious, something perhaps even
better than love, a friendship for which I had been and must ever be
grateful. I squared my shoulders and saluted and held out the book to
the woman, even though while I spoke I felt choked by the bitterness
of my disappointment. "I'm Lieutenant John Blanchard, and you must be
Miss Maynell. I am so glad you could meet me; may I take you to dinner?"
The woman's face broadened into a tolerant smile. "I don't know what
this is about, son," she answered, "but the young lady in the green
suit who just went by, she begged me to wear this rose on my coat. And
she said if you were to ask me out to dinner, I should go and tell you
that she is waiting for you in the big restaurant across the street.
She said it was some kind of test!"
It's not difficult to understand
and admire Miss Maynell's wisdom. The true nature of a heart is seen
in its response to the unattractive. "Tell me whom you love," Houssaye
wrote, "And I will tell you who you are."
THIS IS WHAT A REAL GUY
WOULD DO :
- Call her the next day.
- Always laugh at her jokes.
- Tell her (truthfully) that you can't wait
to see her again.
- Offer her a backrub, without asking for
one in return.
- Call her just to say you were thinking
about her.
- Bring her a teddy bear and chicken soup
when she's sick.
- Write her a poem.
- Slow dance with her (not only on a dance
floor).
- Bring her flowers for no reason.
- Send her a (handwritten) letter just to
say hello.
- Always remember your anniversaries and
bring her something sweet.
- Kiss her in the middle of a sentence.
- Take her for a walk at sunset and stay
to look up at the stars.
- Tell her something about you that no one
else knows.
- Remind her that you still think she's beautiful.
- Take a bubble bath together.
- Watch a sappy movie with her.
- Surprise her with a candlelight dinner.
- Never stop trying to impress her.
- Tell her you love her.
- Never forget how much she means to you.
Ways to reject pick-up
lines
- Man: "Haven't we met before?"
- Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the
V.D. Clinic."
-
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Man: "So, wanna go back to
my place?"
-
Woman: "Well, I don't know.
Will two people fit under a rock?"
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Man: "I'd really like to
get into your pants."
-
Woman: "No thanks. There's
already one asshole in there."
-
The most memorable rebuttal
to a turn down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall
from me in residence when he asked a girl to dance and she refused:
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Man: "Want to Dance?"
-
Woman: "No, thank you."
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Man: "Don't thank me, thank
God somebody asked you."
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Man: "I'd like to call you.
What's your number?"
-
Woman: "It's in the phone
book."
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Man: "But I don't know your
name."
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Woman: "That's in the phone
book too."
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Man: "So what do you do for
a living?"
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Woman: "Female impersonator."
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And here's one including
the correct snappy return
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Man: "How do you like your
eggs in the morning?"
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Woman: "Unfertilized, screw
off!"
-
A girlfriend of mine once
had a graying man in his 60'sapproach her in a club while she was
in college with the line, "Where have you been all my life?" She
took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I probably
wasn't born yet." A friend of mine came up with a very quick response
over vacation. We were walking down the street and I glanced
at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said to
me, "What are you looking at?" My friend, walking next to me came
to the rescue, "He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken."
While at college, a few friends were discussing how their
"passes" had been rejected by the intended female receiver. One
of the ladies explained how she handled it once... When the guy,
obviously getting irritated, blurted out something like, "Hey, come
on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" She responded,
"Yea! Let's pick up some chicks!" He immediately blanched, and decided
that maybe he would look someplace else.
-
"Sorry, I don't date outside
my species."
(L)(O)(V)(E)
(T)(E)(S)(T)
QueSTiOnS FirSt
@}--}--- Answer honestly.---{--{@
1) You are walking to your boy/girl--friend's
house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path which
takes you there quickly, but is very plain & boring. The other is
curvy & full of wonderful sights on the way, but takes quite a while
to reach your love's house.
-*-*-*-* WHICH PATH DO U CHOOSE?
Short or Long? -*-*-*-*-
2). On the way, you see two rose
bushes. One is full of white roses, the other is full of red roses.
You decide to pick twenty roses for your boy/girl--friend.(You could
pick all of the same color or half & half or whatever combination
that suits your taste.)
*-*-*-*- WHAT COLOR COMBO DO YOU
CHOOSE?-*-*-*-*
3) You finally get to your boy/girl--friend's
house. You ring the bell & a family member answers the door. You
can ask the family member to please get your love , or you may get him/her
yourself.
*-*-*-*- WHAT DO U DO? Ask or Get
yourself? -*-*-*-*
4). Now, You go up to your boy/girl--friend's
room. No one is there. You could leave the roses by the windowsill or
on the bed.
*-*-*-*- WHERE DO U PUT THE ROSES?
Window or Bed? -*-*-*-*
5) Later it's time for bed. You
& your love go to sleep in separate rooms. You wake up in the morning
& go to your boy/girl--friend's room to check up on him/her. You
enter the room:
*-*-*-*- IS HE/SHE AWAKE OR SLEEPING?
(Pick 1) -*-*-*-*
6) It's time to go home now &
you start to head back. You can take either road home now. The plain
& boring one that gets you home faster or the curvy & sight-filled
road that you can just take your time with.
*-*-*-*- WHICH ROAD DO U CHOOSE?
Short or Long? -*-*-*-*
AnSwErS SeCOnD
@}--}--- Now check your answers.
---{--{@
1. The road represents your attitude
towards falling in love. If you chose the short one, you fall in love
quickly & easily. If you chose the long one, you take your time
& do not fall in love that easily.
2. The number of red roses represent
how much you expect to give in a relationship. The number of white roses
represents how much you expect in a relationship. So, if a person chose
all red with one white rose, he/she gives 90% in the relationship, but
expects to receive only 10% back.
3. This question shows your attitude
in handling relationship problems. If you asked the family member to
get your love, then you are the type who wants to avoid problems. If
you went to get your love yourself, then you are pretty direct &
solve the problem right away.
4. The placement of the roses indicate
how often you would like to see your boy/girl--friend. Putting the roses
on the bed means, you want to see them alot. If you placed the roses
by the window this means you don't mind seeing each other once in a
while.
5. Finding your boy/girl--friend
asleep: You accept your love the way they are. Finding them awake means
you expect them to change for you.
6. The short & long roads now
represent how long you could stay in love.If you chose the short one,
you fall out of love easily. If you chose the long one, you tend to
stay in love for a long, long time.
<3 Titantic Love <3
Two lovers joined at the heart,
Different by class which was far apart.
One forbiddin to see the other,
But love kept them together.
On a great boat is where they met.
On this great boat is where one met death.
Love's light guided their way,
To each others heart on a tragic day.
As night approached,
Their love grew,
And as night approached,
Danger brewed.
As danger approached,
Their lips neared.
Soon after they kissed,
They felt fear.
The boat was sinking with their dreams.
Their hopes and wishes broke at their seams.
No land in sight.
They had no might.
How would their love survive?
"A Friend"
This one is pretty powerful.
Happy Friendship Week!
Imagine there is a bank that credits
your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from
day to day. Every evening deletes whatever part of the balance you failed
to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course!!!!
Each of us has such a bank. Its
name is TIME. Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every
night it writes off, as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest
to good purpose. It carries over no balance. It allows no overdraft.
Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the remains
of the day. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours.
=3D
There is no going back. There is
no drawing against the "tomorrow". You must live in the present on today's
deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness,
and success! The clock is running. Make the most of today.
To realize the value of ONE YEAR,
ask a student who failed a grade. To realize the value of ONE MONTH,
ask a mother who gave birth to a pre-mature baby. To realize the value
of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value
of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize the
value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train. To realize the
value of ONE SECOND, ask a person who just avoided an accident. To realize
the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a silver medal
in the Olympics. Treasure every moment that you have! And treasure it
more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend
your time. And remember that time waits for no one. Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is a mystery Today is a gift That's why it's called the present!!
It's National Friendship Week
Friends are a very rare jewel,
indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend
an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their
heart to us. Show your friends how much you care..... Send this to everyone
you consider a FRIEND. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you
have a friend for life. Let's show our friends how much we appreciate
them and what they mean to us.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK!!!!!!!!!
The star catcher grinned and whispered a plan,
"I'll catch all the stars that I possibly can. Then give them to all
of my friends so they will truly see how sparkling and special they
are to me."
Like each individual star.... Your friendship
brightens my world. It's National Friendship Week
Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They
make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they
share a word of praise, and they always want to open their heart to
us. Show your friends how much you care.... Send this to everyone you
consider a FRIEND.
If it comes back to you, then you'll know you
have a friend for life.
In case you need a smile!
Smile :)
She smiled at a sorrowful stranger.
The smile seemed to make him feel better.
He remembered past kindnesses of a friend
And wrote him a thank you letter.
The friend was so pleased with the thank you
That he left a large tip after lunch.
The waitress, surprised by the size of the tip,
Bet the whole thing on a hunch.
The next day she picked up her winnings,
And gave part to a man on the street.
The man on the street was grateful;
For two days he'd had nothing to eat.
After he finished his dinner,
He left for his small dingy room.
(He didn't know at that moment that he might be facing his doom.)
On the way he picked up a shivering puppy
And took him home to get warm.
The puppy was very grateful
To be in out of the storm.
That night the house caught on fire.
The puppy barked the alarm.
He barked till he woke the whole household
And saved everybody from harm.
One of the boys
that he rescued
Grew up to be President.
All this because of a simple smile
That hadn't cost a cent.
Why we forward jokes
Why we forward jokes This explains
it....
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying
the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He
remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead
for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.
After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side
of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill,
it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he
was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that
looked like Mother of Pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked
like pure gold.
He and the dog walked toward the
gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are
we?" "This is Heaven, sir," the man answered. "Wow!
Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked. "Of
course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right
up." The man gestured, and the gate began to open.
"Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in,
too?" the traveler asked.
"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."
The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and
continued the way he had been going with his dog.
After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came
to a dirt road which led through a farm gate that looked as if it
had never been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate,
he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.
"Excuse me!"
he called to the reader. "Do you have any water?"
"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there". The man pointed
to a place that couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come
on in."
"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the
dog.
"There should be a bowl by the pump." They went through
the gate, and sure enough, there was an old fashioned hand pump with
a bowl beside it. The traveler filled the bowl and took a long drink
himself, then he gave some to the dog. When they were full, he and
the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree waiting
for them.
"What do you call this place?"
the traveler asked. "This is Heaven," was the answer. "Well,
that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the
road said that was Heaven, too."
"Oh, you mean the
place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope.
That's Hell."
"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"
"No. I can see how you might think so, but we're just happy that
they screen out the folks who'll leave their best friends behind."
Soooo...
Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without
writing a word, maybe this could explain:
When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what
you do? You forward jokes.
When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you
forward jokes.
When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know
how, you forward jokes.
And to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still important,
you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get?
A forwarded joke.
So my friend, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've
been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought
of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted
to send you a smile...
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